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if U Think I'm Bad , Sorry But I'm Ur Dad !

Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect..

It’s better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.

Style is a way to say who u are without speaking.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. !!
People say I have a dirty mind, But I’m say its just creative! !!
Some people R just so FAKE that if u look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!

If u think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz itshows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !!

Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
My attitude based on how u treat me.

Everyday is a second chance.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest..

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.Advertisements

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

You're already a successful personal.

The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.

Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet.
Sincerely, The Library.
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you."Yeah. So is a grenade."

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Facebook should have “So What” button:)
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.”

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Am quitting face book to face my books.

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet upfor coffee.

I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
People like me great.
People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters..
Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t.

You are just another reason I will.

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew...

I'd walk through fire for my best friend.

 Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know...

my hair.
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent!

I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!

I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.

I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone.

If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.

You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind,and that’s real.

An attitude is an inward thought that wiggles its way out.
I’m not cranky.

 I just have a violent reaction tostupid people.
I might not be someone’s first choice, but I am a great choice.

 I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me.

 I might not be proud of some of the things I’ve done in the past, but I’m proud of who I am today.

I may not beperfect, but I don’t need to be.

I am the way God made me. Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away.

There can be no positive result through negative attitude. Think positive. Live positive..

A bad attitude can literally block love, blessings and destiny from finding you.

Don’t be the reason you don’t succeed.

Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it.

 That simple.What others think of me is none of my business.

Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
Keep your face towards the sunshine, you willnever see the shadow.

I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…

Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.

It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turnedinto soup already.

Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

I'm a Nillionaire.
I have little to no money!
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.

Never judge a book by it's movie.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

. Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

For those of you complaining you can’t sleep,LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
David loves animals.

Especially the sweet andsour chicken.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.

I should change my name to No One, that waywhen I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

I should change my name to No One, that waywhen I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

The person who has ruined my life is one andonly Mark Zuckerberg :D

Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school

Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.

I don’t care what you think of me! Unless you think I’m awesome – in which case, you’re right! Carry on.

Don’t run after him who tries to avoid you..!
I just want to be left alone, is it hard.

I don’t wanna talk because it ain’t going anywhere, let me be. I’ll be fine because I’m stronger than you think I am, I will not be defeated.
Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like myking.

 Treat me like a game. And I’ll show you how it’s played.

I’m just a mirror for you, You are good, I’m best, You are bad, I’m worst.

Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you!
Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down..

I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.

Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong & act like you’re okay. Strong walls shake, but never collapse.
My attitude is based on the way you treat me.

I let my haters be my motivators.

Attitude is not what you learn from school, it is part of your nature from within.