"No Status"
Abe Teri Aukat Nhi Status Dekh Ne Layak

34) That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
35). My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
36. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
37). If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
38. Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.
39)Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
40). Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
41) Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.
42). A beautiful friendship can change people.
43). True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
44). Oh...So you wanna argue, bring it. I got My Caps Lock On
45). I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class..
46). Warning! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
47). I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
48. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
49). Save water drink beer.
50. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
51). Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
52) Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
53). I love my job only when I'm on vacation
54.) No! Die virgin life fuck us all
55.) Every One Is Bad in SomeOne's Story..